Don't you just love astronomy? My favourite part is the meteors. When you're talking to someone, and he's like "Astronomy's boring man," you just nod knowingly. Then when a meteor comes streaking from the sky towards your friend and then there's nothing left of him but a hole in the ground you say "Exciting enough for you yet?"
A friend in need...sucks.
Does singing along with songs being sung by girls reduce my masculinity? I hope not. Cause I'm just a girl, oh little old me, don't let me out of your site. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
I think maybe I'll slit my vocal chords.
I don't think that all the world's really a stage. I think it's more like a phonebooth. A big, round phonebooth. Much like the phone booths of the future.
What do you mean I can't have my cake and eat it too? What the hell business is it of yours? I happen to like cake! No, YOU calm down!
Who is this Jim Dandy I keep hearing about? People say that everything's Jim Dandy. Everything? If this Jim Dandy is omnipresent, he must be some kind of powerful alien being or something. Maybe he's some evil space monster with god-like powers. No! He'll kill us all!
Inspiration for the Day: Just remember, if someone rejects you, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a bad person. It could be that you're butt ugly, really irritating, or possibly have some deodorant issues. It's wide open.
Listen to me, grasshopper, be like water. That is to say...wet.
I must find some funny. I'm running out. Send funny to Marshmallow Tree c/o Graystone Psychiatric Hospital in St. Peter's, Virginia.
...and if I die before I wake...wait. I might die during the night? Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! Obviously I can't ever go to sleep again. Coffee, where the hell's the coffee!
I'm sick of typing, find more crap in the archives.